Photo 17 Apr 1,553 notes fohk:

untitled by Wang.Wei on Flickr.

fohk:

untitled by Wang.Wei on Flickr.

via dramatics.
Quote 17 Apr 69 notes
When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.
— Charles Bukowski (via oculoss)
Photo 17 Apr 367,768 notes lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

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via Untitled..
Text 17 Apr 71,466 notes

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

Text 17 Apr 200,991 notes

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

Text 17 Apr 95,256 notes

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Photo 17 Apr 487 notes
Text 17 Apr 90,963 notes

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

Quote 17 Apr 89,841 notes
I know. I’m very hard to talk to. I realize that.
— The Catcher in the Rye (via sataniel)

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Text 17 Apr 11,491 notes

drunktrophywife:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

I’m deleting

Photo 17 Apr 30,494 notes connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

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Video 17 Apr 140,032 notes

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via Got Vodka?.
Video 17 Apr 124,387 notes

datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee

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Quote 16 Apr 829 notes
When I was a kid—10, 11, 12, 13—the thing I wanted most in the world was a best friend. I wanted to be important to people; to have people that understood me. I wanted to just be close to somebody. And back then, a thought would go through my head almost constantly: “There’s never gonna be a room someplace where there’s a group of people sitting around, having fun, hanging out, where one of them goes, ‘You know what would be great? We should call Fiona. Yeah, that would be good.’ That’ll never happen. There’s nothing interesting about me.” I just felt like I was a sad little boring thing.
— Fiona Apple (via green-pixie)

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